{"product_id":"huge-skeleton-butler-with-bowl-56-inches","title":"HUGE Skeleton Butler with Bowl | 56 Inches","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE STEAL OF HALLOWEEN SEASON. We said it, and we meant it.\u003c\/strong\u003e 💀\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNearly \u003cstrong\u003eFIVE FEET \u003c\/strong\u003eof bone-white showmanship — and he holds your candy while he does it. At 56 inches, this skeleton greeter stands guard at your door with a tray built right into his grasp, so trick-or-treaters help themselves while he runs the whole haunt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLET'S TALK MONEY!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHere's the part that'll get you. Other retailers are asking OVER $550 for a life-size greeter like this. Five hundred and fifty dollars. 😳 We're bringing you the same commanding presence — in a STURDIER cast material — for substantially, dramatically, gloriously less. This isn't a small markdown. This is the kind of gap that makes you look twice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY IT EARNS THE SPACE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnesium, not hollow plastic. Real weight. Crisp sculpted detail. A finish that reads as carved bone, not a blow-molded toy. It holds up outdoors and looks downright expensive doing it. The head ships knock-down for safe shipping and easy storage, then seats securely for display — no batteries, no fuss, just one jaw-dropping statement figure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHERE'S THE CATCH — AND IT'S A REAL ONE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe have a VERY limited amount in stock. We know demand is going to be high on this one (it always is with the big statement pieces), and when they're gone, they're GONE until next season. A centerpiece like this is buy-once, haunt-for-years — but only if you grab it while it's here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the steal of the season. Don't say we didn't warn you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGET. YOURS. NOW. 🔥💀\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ABH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53993565651254,"sku":"WUSYX25Z6065","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8397\/7014\/files\/greeter-600x600-1.jpg?v=1786731492","url":"https:\/\/www.decorsteals.com\/products\/huge-skeleton-butler-with-bowl-56-inches","provider":"Decor Steals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}